TrenchPals
Night in the trenches. The TrenchPals calico cat, in an olive helmet with goggles and a green bandana, sits between sandbag walls, lit only by the phone in their paws. AI-generated image.

Find your squad in the trenches.

TrenchPals is a swipe app for Solana traders. Match 1:1 or form a squad of 3 to 5, then take it to voice, Telegram or Discord. It's social only and never trades.

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Coming soon to iOS, Android and Solana Mobile

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Why trade with people when bots do everything?

Everyone's handing their trading day to AI. Fine. A bot still won't ask why you broke your own rules at 3am. A friend on voice will.

TrenchPals finds you traders who keep your hours, know your plan and call you out when you drift. Old-school mastermind energy, in the trenches.

  • We're so back.The cat in a helmet giving a deadpan salute
  • It's so over.The cat lying flat on the ground, helmet tipped, done for the day

Every group chat in the trenches, same 20 minutes. Better with company.

Swipe, match, squad.

Three moves. No trading inside the app, ever.

  1. MockupMockup of the TrenchPals screen titled Pick your trader style, listing sniper, scalper, swing, holder and launch-hunter, each with a small helmet icon, above a profile card preview

    Swipe

    Pick your trader style, then swipe through Solana traders. Say yes to people you'd actually get on a call with.

  2. Match

    You both said yes. Take it to voice, Telegram or Discord, wherever you already talk.

  3. Squad

    Pull your best matches into a squad. Now nobody watches the chart alone at 3am.

Screens are design mockups. The app is still being built. Want signals, copy trading or a bot? Wrong app. This one finds you people.

Which cat are you?

Your trader style goes on your profile card, so people know how you trade before you ever talk.

  • The cat behind sandbags, holding binoculars

    Sniper

    Planned one entry days ago. Still waiting. Very calm about it.

  • The cat sitting and tapping a phone

    Scalper

    In and out before you finish this sentence.

  • The cat standing and saluting

    Swing

    Holds for days. Checks the chart every four minutes anyway.

  • The cat squinting at a very long paper scroll that unrolls to the ground

    Launch-hunter

    Reads every new launch so the squad doesn't have to.

  • The cat lying flat on the ground in their helmet

    Holder

    Picked a few and stuck with them. Mostly on purpose.

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Trade together. Out loud.

The mastermind idea is old. A few people meet often, know each other's goals and keep each other honest. We're bringing it to the trenches: a small squad on voice, talking through the plan before the day gets loud.

In a 2006 study of letter-to-number puzzles, groups of 3 to 5 needed fewer tries than the best of the same number of people working alone. Puzzles aren't markets. (Laughlin, Hatch, Silver & Boh, 2006, Journal of Personality and Social Psychology 90(4), 644-651)

Dawn in the trenches. The calico cat in a helmet and green bandana peeks over sandbags holding a steaming mug of coffee.
gm. On watch since 6. Would like a coffee and a second pair of eyes.
The cat peeking over sandbags with binoculars

Your wallet stays yours.

  • We'll never ask for your seed phrase or private keys. Anyone who does isn't us.
  • TrenchPals never trades and never holds your money. It's for meeting people. That's the whole job.
  • Linking a wallet is optional. Skip it and swipe anyway.
  • There's no TrenchPals token. If someone's selling one, it isn't ours.

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Leave your email. We'll tell you when TrenchPals is out, and that's all we'll use it for.

Coming soon to iOS, Android and Solana Mobile

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The cat holding a phone that shows a green check mark